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Jackie: What is it that you do again?
Charlie: I’m a janitor- um, I’m a full-on rapist. Y’know? Um, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
Jackie: I’m sorry. Did you say you’re a full-on rapist?
Charlie: No! Did I say that? No no no no. I help people, you know what I mean? I’m a philan- philan- philan-
Jackie: A philanthropist?
Charlie: Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. It gets blocked in my mouth, I don’t say it no good.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05 “The Waitress Is Getting Married”