It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: 30 life lessons handed down from "It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”
- Salt, shot, lime.
- It’s an insult to bring someone a diet soda.
- Poppers improve aim.
- If you want it to look like a bicep, it needs more veins.
- Drinking Chardonnay is faggy.
- When he says his “sister”, he means “his sister”.
- Asians love gambling.
- There is no Pepe Silvia.
- You don’t…
I watch this show way too much….
“And I knock on her door and I say, CAROLLLLLLLLL, CAROLLLLLLLLLL!”
“I didn’t want to have to do this your honor, but I think I have to. I am going to call kangaroo court!”
For some reason that’s what this photo made me think of.
D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely(Submitted by seanlovesthis)
"Crabs is sewage-proof!"
Charlie Kelly (via itsalwayssunny)
Preview for this week’s episode, “The Gang Wrestles for the Troops”.
Mac: Where’d all these jars come from?
Charlie: I emptied out all the tomato sauce to take the wine.
Mac: Hm, seems to me like it’d be easier to steal the box than jars of liquid.
Charlie: No, no, the jars—it’s ea—you empt— You know what? Where were you ten minutes ago when I was coming up with this plan, man?
I, Love, This, Show,
Jackie: What is it that you do again?
Charlie: I’m a janitor- um, I’m a full-on rapist. Y’know? Um, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
Jackie: I’m sorry. Did you say you’re a full-on rapist?
Charlie: No! Did I say that? No no no no. I help people, you know what I mean? I’m a philan- philan- philan-
Jackie: A philanthropist?
Charlie: Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. It gets blocked in my mouth, I don’t say it no good.It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05 “The Waitress Is Getting Married”
